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| The Ringley's Discover what Jenni Does for a Living - or - (Daddy's pornstar gauge Little Girl) A Satire In One Act Fade up to: A typical "white bread" suburb in porn star the "wilds" of upper middle class any town Pennsylvania. Pan to: A somber tree lined street with identical looking Cape Cods, and Tudor style houses in a cliche of alleged respectability, four car garages, and keeping up with the Jones's. Continue panning until we reach your typical "American dream" house at the end of the block. Zoom into the house, and we find ourselves in the living room of the Ringley household. The interior reveals your everyday WASP living room decorated with prints of sailing lore, and mock colonial furniture. Not tacky at all, but definitely lacking the soul and color of lets say, an Italian American dwelling like we find in Bensonhurst or Howard Beach New York, replete with plastic slip covers, statues of Jesus, Mary, and Saint Jude, and the Brooklyn Rococo that only a hot blooded Tony or Gina can achieve in a sensuous state of Roman Catholicism and macaroni with olive oil and garlic. In other words, the Ringley interior reeks of a certain protestant respectability that can be top 10 porn stars nauseating to the rest of everyday black pornstars society, but a Godsend to the CEO's or stock brokers along the "John Cheeveresque" hamlets of the Eastern seaboard. Unread copies of Barron's, The Wall Street Journal, and the magazine Yankee gather dust in the magazine stand next to the comfortable but much used Lazy boy chair. The living room or family room is the epitome of thousands across our great nation where the daily trails and tribulations of the American experiment have unfolded in a perpetual drama, that has rivaled or surpassed anything that has happened around the world. It is in the American upper middle class living room that the nation has experienced the various announcements like, "Mom, dad I am gay and this is my Puerto Rican lifemate/ lover Ramon" the countless deflowering on asian porn star the well worn couch - as little preppy Sally in her plump irresistible puberty discovers that she has become a woman, and that Brad from the lacrosse team is a two second man and not all that he pretends to be, the strokes and heart attacks, the bong smoking home coming parties, wedding proposals, invitations to join pornstar book in a business venture, the sober and all too realistic cadence of the insurance salesman or funeral director, the requests for divorce, the suicides of a depressed, or about to be indited family member, the good times and the bad. The American living room has seen it all. Pan to the well worn couch, accessorize with quilts and a mis matched afghan slipcover. A butler style table next to the couch holds a dog eared copy of a book by William F Buckley Jr., some junk mail advertising ski trips, and an envelope with a check to be donated to Planned Parenthood labeled "charity". On the table, we see an IBM lap top connected to the Internet. Enter Mr. and Mrs. Ringley from a busy day at the country club. They sit down at the sofa. Drinks in hand, and suddenly start to speak about their daughter Jennifer. Mr. R: Oh Jesus, am I pooped. That had to be the most intense round of golf I ever played. That Winthrop boy really had me going there. I am not what I used to be. How was your day snookums? Did you win at your top female porn stars Mah Jonng tournament at the star wars porn club? Mrs. R: No dear it was ghastly, I too am feeling the ravages of time. Once you hit my age your mind doesn't function as it should. Promise me that when I hit old age you wont let me become a vegetable like my mother did - I want an honorable exit via a bottle of sleeping pills and a stiff shot of scotch. Mary Beth Ryan's daughter Muffy can sure play at those chinky dominoes. I also just heard that she broke up with the Winthrop boy. What a looser that girl, why Brad was the apple of all the girls at school. I was even hoping that our Jenni and Brad would someday hit it of. The father is a lawyer in New York you know - Morgan Stanley, and his mom re married a doctor who has made a fortune performing abortions in the South Side of Chicago - oh, dickens, that reminds free pornstar movies me - I have to send this donation into the Planned Parenthood. Can you freshen up this old fashioned for me dear, its become watered down? Mr. Ringley gets up and walks to the bar as he prepares his wife another drink. Mr. R: You know its a funny thing you mention Jenni. Ever since she graduated lesbian porn stars from college and started work as a web designer - whatever that is - at the National Geographic Society in D.C. she has become scarce around here. I guess she is working real hard and making it in the world. A Ringley true to her heart. Always first at what she does - I guess the world is not enough for her and she is going for the gusto - Damm Am proud, I taught her the value of a buck as top 10 porn stars my Dad taught me. Mrs. R: Yes dear, you always wanted a boy, and I know that you have shown Jenni all about what is need to survive in this day and age, She takes hot porn stars after your side of the family - always first, always trying to push the envelope, always being original, she's very savvy our Jen, of course her beauty comes from my bloodlines, haw haw haw - thats why I think her and Brad would be such a super match. Lets set it up dear, lets get them together - lets trick them both into joining us in the annual regatta at the club. We can contact Brad's dad, he loves sailing and I am sure he would want Bradley to forget about his 3 year relationship with Muffy. Besides, people tell me she is not the daddy's little girl she pretends to be. When I was growing up in Connecticut, we said girls like Muffy had a reputation. Mr. R: And how, um uh (As Mr. Ringley flashes back to the memory of a certain Irish beauty from Trinity University he once ran around with on a summer exchange program during his days at Harvard.) I mean yes, free pornstar pics um, dear you are right, Jenni is daddy's little girl. Uh. By the way I got this anonymous letter at the firm from someone who knows Jenni - Its really a queer thing famous pornstars you know. it says to look at Jenni's work on this thing they call a web site. It seems Jenni - A true Ringley yes indeed, is making a name for herself on this new thing they call the Internet. I had one of the boys at the office come in and set this up - its connected to the phone line oddly enough - I say the things they do nowadays - not like those IBM computers that took up a whole tennis pink pornstar field in our day huh bunny? Mr. and Mrs. Ringley then proceed to bring the laptop closer, and after following the instructions on the mystery note, they type in the address for Jenni's site. Mr. R: Here goes nothing snookums, I know that whatever Jenni has done we will be proud of her. A Ringley is always a winner. Mrs. R: Here, Here (As she recklessly raises her half full glass) and I need another spot of spirits dear, would you be so kind as to...? Mr. R: Shhhh, darling, in a sec, here come our daughter’s web site! Mrs. R: Oh how grand, lets see. Do show me. At first they stare at the web page, realizing that the site is pornstar ice not what they expected to find, but something all together new and strange. Mr. R: Hmmm, very interesting but odd, it seem to be a picture of Jenni's apartment. Mrs. R: Maybe she takes after her uncle Bob in New York, the decorator who is oh so creative – though he never married, odd fellow. Even still lives with the same roommate he had twenty years ago. Maybe this is just a side job she is doing to pay off her student loan. What a business acumen that girl has, she could become the next Martha Stewart. Wouldn't the ladies at the club be green with envy over that, huh dear? Mr. R: Here's to Jenni! But lets see what happens. Its seems to change frames this picture - pornstar devon its almost like a camera - its probably something our little bundle of joy learned at college. Oh how creative she is that girl o mine! Mrs. R: Well there's our Jenni now! It porn stars seems to be some kind of slow moving video thing. Maybe its a new fangled gadget she is testing for work. You know the National Geographic Society is always in the forefront of the new technologies dear! Mr. R. Yes, true, but look here lets see what our little girl, computer whiz kid is up to next. I wonder who this letter was from - I wish we could thank him - its allowed us to see a side of Jenni we normally don't see. RINGGGGG! BUZZZZ! At this instant the door bell rings and Mrs. Ringley goes to see who it is. The phone also rings and Mr. Ringley gets up and goes to answer it. While they are away, we see in the laptop the action taking place. Jenni rushes in to the bedroom and the cam turns its attention into that room. Jenni's clothes are gone and we then see the plump Jenni of our fantasies - the dear old Jenni that we all know and lust. Mr and Mrs. Ringley rush back and take her places on the sofa again. Mrs. R: Hmm lets see what we have missed. Oh there she is again. Opps She is not wearing anything, I guess she was changing clothes and she forgot to turn of the computer. She's brilliant but a little bit absent minded. Haw Haw! Must talk to her about that. Mr. R: Oh she has come to her sense look dear she is rushing into the bathroom to change. Ok its ok know. Hey look at that - thats odd - who is that man in there? Mrs. R: Why its Brad Winthrop! I didn't know that Jenni and him were friends. How nice! Mr. R: I don't know dear, things are becoming strange he is not wearing much. Only a pair of boxers, except they are kind of short for boxers, these kids today. Mrs. R: Oh there is Jenni again - but why is she wearing a nurses outfit? Mr. Ringley looks closely at the screen. Mrs. R: Oh I don't know, maybe they are going to some fancy dress ball at his parent’s country club? Mr. Ringley: On a Tuesday night at 10:30 at night? Say whats that white stuff hanging from Jenni's mouth - it looks like Elmers glue? Mrs. Ringley: Honey! Hon! (She is gasping for air) Why is Jenni on top of Brad? Why Wh, Wh, is Jenni wearing nylons and opera pumps on Brad? Oh My God! hot pornstars Dear God! what is happening? Mrs. Ringley covers her eyes whilst the sobs come out like the ejaculation that just manifested itself on the computer.. Mr.Ringley: Why that... wait until I get my hands on that son of bitch! Winthroppppp! Brad! What in God's name are you doing to my little girl you sex pervert?!!!!!! I will sue your blue blood ass till there is no tomorrow you country club bastard you! We see then see Mrs. Ringley falling to the floor clutching her chest. Mrs. R: Aggghhhhrrrr! Ahhgggrrrr! Ahrrrgggggg! Pan to the Ringley living room as a passed out Mrs. Rigley lies on the floor fainted, as the Costa Rican maid, Conchita fans her mistress. Conchita: Missus Ringley, Signora, pleese weak up! Hay por favor Dios mio, Santa Maria! We fade to black as we see a zoom out aerial shot of the Ringley household as a speeding ambulance turns the corner of the somber tree lined street with identical looking Cape Cods, and Tudor style houses in a cliche of alleged respectability, four car garages, and keeping up with the Jones's. And meanwhile in a not too distant Eastern seaboard American city, little Jenni Ringley fans her blood engulfed vulva as her clitoris is stimulated via the cordless handheld "massager" she sports. We then she the climax to this beautiful scene of the liberated American woman as a lovely spurt of milky "female ejaculate' shoots heavenwards from Jenni's urethra. Jenni will sleep well tonight – her parents won’t! * * * * * The End. Disclaimer: This is fictional, and it is not necessary the opinion of the author. All characters and situations pornstar finder.net are fictional, and any actual resemblance are purely coincidental. The author wishes to state that this is only satire, and an exercise in the exploration of dysfunctional American upper middle class culture. The author would like to thank, Lisa Barbach, author of the 1979 best seller the "Preppy Handbook" for her research into the social habits and decoration styles of the WASP ruling class. Lastly we would like to apologize if we have hurt or offended any one from the Ringley family. We have only done this as an experiment to theorize on the genesis of Jenni cam's around the world, and the reactions parents get when they find out their daughter true profession of high tech harlots. Thank you. |